Your (Totally Legit) Internet Empire Starts Here
Welcome to The Goo Gal, a site so powerful it might almost do something useful. Built with pixels, puns, and pastel dreams.
Questionable Ideas
Crowdsourced chaos and helpful-ish how-tos
Random Bloggings
Thoughts, lists, maybe a manifesto. No promises
Faux Tech Reviews
We judge gadgets by how cute they look in your hand
Guidance Vibes
No clue how to find anything on the internet? My friend, you’re in the right place.
Our Services
Creative Chaos
Naming, brainstorming, idea dumping. We excel in disorder. Order too. We’re adaptable.
Internet Nonsense
Need a fake quiz? Weird business name? Unhinged FAQ? We’ve got you covered.
Under Construction
Like most of life. Except this site is actually getting updates. Sometimes. Probably.
Who We Are
We are a one-woman show (hi, it’s me) pretending to be a much larger internet company. Because why not? The Goo Gal is where ideas go to play. Sometimes they even make money. It would be sick if you gave us yours.
“I accidentally Googled The Goo Gal and honestly? No notes.”
Totally Real Internet Person
Why Choose Us
Playful
Fun without being frantic. Or at least not always.
Pretty
Like. Look at us?
Pointless (but in a good way)
You don’t always need a reason. You just need a browser.